| 10/10 | Amazing. Exceptional. True Masterpiece. A movie like this gets released once in five years. |
| 9/10 | Great movie. I don't have any significant complaints. A contender for a film of the year. |
| 8/10 | I have complaints but they're not anything major. It was a time well spent and I can wholly recommend the movie. |
| 7/10 | Good movie but nothing extraordinary. There's nothing to complain about but there's nothing to especially praise either. |
| 6/10 |
Untapped potential but still very watchable. Not really a recommendation but not a dissuasion either. Good for a quiet evening if there's nothing better to put on. |
| 5/10 | It was watchable but I spent most of the time checking my phone. Not a movie I would remember in three days. Not a recommendation. |
| 4/10 |
The acting was lacking, the screenplay was full of holes, and/or the direction was directionless. But the scenes logically followed each other, at least it has that going for it. I probably haven't finished it. |
| 3/10 | Not a coherent movie, just a pile of scenes. Not worth talking about it more. I turned it off halfway through. |
| 2/10 | Wtf? What? The hell? Bizzare but not in an entertaining way. I've seen only ten minutes. |
| 1/10 | Not a movie but something your old neighbor shot on his phone. Sucks to be me that he forced me to watch it. |
| 0/10 | Meta level where the movie is so bad that it is fascinating. A movie like this gets released once in five years. |
